May 2013
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I want you to make a list right now. Not any list, the list. That list of perfect boys you and your friends’ve always wanted to be with but thought they’d never take you or were too afraid to make a move on. I want you to write down their names, bonus points if they’re friends with your exes or will piss off your enemies. Write ‘em all down. I want you to title this...
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frank-schlongbottom:
i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much
but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.
so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, not even a page and a half of paper.
they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like
a page and a half
wtf guys
get your shit...
mememaster:
abbysetcetera:
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
That’s deep
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It's not that I'm not over you,
It’s not that I’m not over you, it’s just I miss the things you do.
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“I wish I’d done everything on Earth with you.”
– Daisy (The Great Gatsby)
snazziest:
I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
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hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
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I once dated a writer and
Writers are forgetful,
but they remember everything. They forget appointments and anniversaries, but remember what you wore, how you smelled, on your first date… They remember every story you’ve ever told them - like ever, but forget what you’ve just said. They don’t remember to water the plants or take out the trash, but they don’t forget how to make you laugh. Writers are...
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lucifer-the-morning-star:
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maliciousmelons:
i hate when i cant tell if someone is human or if theyre dancer
